The Lakers win the NBA title and the next day the stock market drops over 180 points. I think its safe to say the Lakers are bad for America and their fans are communists.
Laker fans also decided to riot downtown in the newly revitalized downtown. As a parent might say, "this is why we can't have nice things." Investors spend hundreds of millions to build a new and vibrant downtown and a handful of dummies manage to light tress on fire, turn over cars and vandalize public and private property. Well done Laker fans you have now joined soccer fans and 1980's Detroit Piston fans as idiots who are unable to deal with success.
To make matters worse for Laker fans their behavior looks even more childish when you compare it to the behavior of millions of Iranians. Here are millions of people who have felt cheated and felt that their democratic system (which wasn't really that democratic to begin with to be honest) was being subverted. How do they react? With protest that are noble and uplifting in the face of tyranny and repression. Thumbs up to the millions of Iranian protesters and thumbs down to the hundreds of dumb-ass Laker fans who don't know how the hell to celebrate with any sort of class.
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