I am Becoming a Vampire...

Don't get me wrong. not because I want to, it's just happening. I cannot stay up during the day. I constantly want to nap. But at night - I cant sleep. Its almost half past nine and I know I am going to be wired the rest of the evening. Its awful.

New Rule: Can people start listening to people and stop letting me know whether they agree or disagree with the person speaking by making noises. I hate listening to a speaker or watching a movie and hearing somebody go:

"yup" or "mmhmm" 

"thats right" 

"ahhh"

or, "oooh" 

Hey idiot. I heard what the person had to say too. I know it was insightful, I don't care how you felt about it. Just sit here and listen just like me.

Also, people need to start wearing baseball caps the right way. First off, none of this wearing it like a yamaka. Put it over your damn head. Second, wear it straight. I dont care that you are trying to be stylish by having it crooked. You don't look cool. You look like a moron who:

a. needs help to get dressed

b. doesn't own a mirror.

Lastly, break in the damn bill. The bill of someone's cap should not be straight as a board. Why are these people no breaking in the bill? Seriously? Why are they leaving the size sticker on the bill. Do they plan on wearing it once and then returning it to the store. Do they want me to know they were a size 7 3/4 fitted hat. 

bathroom behavior

OK so i have a beef. There are two types of bathroom behavior that piss me off (no pun intended). 

First, the person who uses their shoe to flush the toilet. Seriously, what the hell? I understand that these people are nervous about germs. But the problem is they are adding to the problem by using their urine soaked shoe to flush the toilet. (On a secondary note Urine Soaked Shoe would be a good band name). Seriously. Stop using your filthy ass shoe. Use your hand like a normal person and we wont have a problem!

Second, the person who uses the toilet seat protector but then wont remove it. These people are arrogant idiots! Again, they have a problem with germs. They are concerned about disease. Their ass is to sanitary to touch the seat of a public bathroom. But somehow there ass is dirty enough that they then refuse to touch the sanitary cover and flush it down the damn toilet. Instead I have to go in there and pretend like i am a surgeon and carefully remove the damn thing. If you are ass is so damn sacred to you that you need to protect it then have the damn common courtesy to remove the sanitary cover when your done! Idiots.

On a personal not school sucks and work is for losers.

Movie Recommendation: Lars and the Real Girl 

1st Post ... Gobble Gobble.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Thats right, a new blog. It is gonna be bad ass. You will get to read about what is going on with me. Plus you will get to hear me rant and rave on a number of different subjects.

Oh and did I mention that we have a sports correspondent...