Monday, November 26, 2007

bathroom behavior

OK so i have a beef. There are two types of bathroom behavior that piss me off (no pun intended). 
First, the person who uses their shoe to flush the toilet. Seriously, what the hell? I understand that these people are nervous about germs. But the problem is they are adding to the problem by using their urine soaked shoe to flush the toilet. (On a secondary note Urine Soaked Shoe would be a good band name). Seriously. Stop using your filthy ass shoe. Use your hand like a normal person and we wont have a problem!
Second, the person who uses the toilet seat protector but then wont remove it. These people are arrogant idiots! Again, they have a problem with germs. They are concerned about disease. Their ass is to sanitary to touch the seat of a public bathroom. But somehow there ass is dirty enough that they then refuse to touch the sanitary cover and flush it down the damn toilet. Instead I have to go in there and pretend like i am a surgeon and carefully remove the damn thing. If you are ass is so damn sacred to you that you need to protect it then have the damn common courtesy to remove the sanitary cover when your done! Idiots.

On a personal not school sucks and work is for losers.

Movie Recommendation: Lars and the Real Girl 

2 comments:

  1. i just poop on the seat
    straight up!

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  2. So, I'm inclined to take your movie recommendation BUT I absolutely hated Running with Scissors. Hmmm . . .

    People who flush with their feet should be forced to watching Running with Scissors.

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