Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Let Me Explain A Couple Of Things...

So this is how I lost the money in Vegas.
I am generally a kind of cynical person. I dont think good things are going to happen to me - unless I am gambling. I know that doesnt make sense - but hear me out. I figure that the bad luck I have in life is just a down payment for luck at the casino. I am wrong.

I lost 200 dollars at Roullette. For those people that say 11 and 17 are common numbers to hit in roulette. You are f'ing wrong!
So after that I figured, "take a 100 dollars and make the money back at black jack." About 6 minutes and 100 dollars later I tried to think of what to do next. My answer, "pull out ANOTHER 100 dollars and win some of that money back." Here was my thinking, "there is noooooo way I can continue to lose." After winning the first hand and having my confidence grow the following hands occured:

Me: 18
Dealer: 21

Me: 19
Dealer: 21

Me:20
Dealer: 21

Figures right? After that I just thre my hands up and admitted defeat - defeat to the fact that I am and always will be a loser.

Also, I just tried to get into an elevator. I walked in with a couple. As the couple walked in they saw one of their friends coming off the elevator.
"Where are you going?" the man getting on asked?
"Oh I just need to ask a question at the front desk - hold the elevator open for me," responded his friend.
"OK"
The guy getting on then looks at me and says, "Do you mind if we just wait here a minute."
I stared at the dude and walked away.
Listen up just because you ask permission to be a douche bag doesnt make you less of one. If I weren't there then it might be OK to hole the elevator - maybe. But come on you are going to make someone else wait because you need to wait for your friend. How about you wait for him and let me get where I need to go. People are assholes.

1 comment:

  1. Sorry Frankie!

    Entertaining to read though . . . if it's any constellation.

    I could also give you a dollar.

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