People Who Suck...

There are lots of people who suck but because I don't have a lot of time I will quickly mention two:

First, people who try to get into the elevator while other people are trying to get out. Hey A-hole! I can't leave if you are blocking the exit. Wait your freaking turn and let me out of the elevator and THEN you can go in. How freaking rude are these douche bags? Seriously, in the future pay attention to the person who waits for the elevator by standing three inches from the elevator doors. They don't even bother thinking that someone might actually be in the damn thing when it arrives. And sure enough the doors open and boom, the people in the elevator can't get out and the douche can't get in. Shouldn't these morons have realized instantly, "Oh wow. I am jerk. I should take a couple of steps back and let these people out." But they don't they just stand there like they expect the person in the elevator to liquify like some type of terminator and slither out of the elevator so their dumb-ass can get in. Uggghh. these people need to be dragged out onto the street and shot. 

Second, people who scream while taking a picture. Do these people open up comic books and think they are photo albums? Its a goddamn camera not a video recorder. You are just gonna end up with squinty little eyes and your mouth wide open looking like a moron. What worse is they are already probably posing in a large group with other morons who are screaming. Nothing like a bunch of dufuses posing for a picture screaming to say, "look at me, I am going to procreate and there is nothing you can do about it!"

Thats all for now folks. 7 more days until Boston.

Blogging in Boston

Hey folks. Just a reminder that I wil be in Boston starting March 7th and I will be posting updates everyday! Get excited as I am unleashed on the Big Apple. excuse me I am being told that is New York.
Well, in any case I plan on having a ball in the Windy City.
Seriously, thats Chicago?
Well then what the hell is Boston?
Bean-town? Really? Why?
That makes no freaking sense. Should it be the land that a million drunk Irishmen built?
In any case I will be giving you the play by play from Boston and I make you this promise. In keeping with Boston tradition I will make sure that I replace most of my 'r's with long drawn out 'a's. So get ready to paaak youself in front of ya computaaa and enjoy frankie's blog.

p.s. if anyone wants a Patriots 19-0 Super Bowl Champions t-shirt I can probably get one for you for about 2 dollars. let me know.

Oscar picks and Johnny Knoxville...

So here are the picks:
Best Original Screenplay: Juno - Diablo Cody (thought it could be close between her and the guy who wrote The Savages)
Best Actress: the woman from - AWAY FROM ME (even though I will be rooting for Ellen Page of JUNO)
Best Actor: Daniel Day Lewis - There Will Be Blood
Best Director - The Cohen Brothers (No Country For Old Men)
Best Picture - No Country For Old Men


Also, this just in case people didnt hear about this the worst injury in the history of Jackass occurred last week. Johnny Knoxville tore his urethra!!! Seriously folks. Apparently, he was trying to learn how to a backflip on a motorcycle and tore his urethra. I wince every time i think about it. and if you aren't here is the pic of what his ant looked like afterwards.


p.s. so for the delay in posts. they will be more regular in the coming days.

The Laughter is Like Daggers...

I live right next to a student's room and I can hear what is going on in the room (usually regardless of noise level). Well usually it's fine - except for right now. One of the women is constantly laughing this weekend!!! She has laughed four times since i started right this blog a minute ago. Ooops - make it 5 now! Seriously, it is so annoying to hear her giggling and her laughter. I can almost hear the smile stretching across her face. But what am I supposed to about it? As the Director of the residence hall should I really knock on her door and say, "hey can you stop being so goddamn happy?"Probably a bad idea. It's not like she is drinking or being overtly obnoxious by playing horrible techno music (which is what her roommate does). Well, it's up to seven now. Sorry everyone - just needed to vent. Maybe it says something about me that other people's laughter can annoy me.

p.s. courtsey of Amber: www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com

and Joaquin keep reading (trust me there are way more then 5 of you who check this thing).

I'm Calling It, Friend-o.

Javier Bardem will win an Oscar. If you haven;t seen it watch NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN. amazing.

Valentine's Day Songs

I have been thinking about it all day and here are my favorites:

Ramones: Baby I Love You

Beatles: The Long and Winding Road

Otis Redding:  For Your Precious Love

The Police: Fields of Goal

Fred Astaire: The Way You Look Tonight.

also, on valentine's day make sure that you bring a gun - 'cause love is a battlefield. 

I Love Boxers

So I left work at SJACS (Student Judicial Affairs and Community Standards) today and headed over to the Student Union to work with some IT folks on helping to redesign our website. On the walk back from there I caught the back of a lady and the dog she was walking. I could tell by the dog's coat and strut that it was a Boxer. 

Boxers are my FAVORITE dogs. I had a boxer growing up (Chata) and she was the best dog ever. She was fun and playful. She used to play with our pet rabbits (before our dad killed them and fed them to us without me or my brother knowing). Chata even thought she was a rabbit. She would jump like our rabbits when she played with them. Chata was a also a great mom. She took great care of her babies. Even when the runt of the litter passed away Chata was still protective trying to keep us from taking the pup away from her. 

Anyway, I saw the dog and caught up to it and the lady. I asked how old the dog was and started petting it. I was so happy. I felt like a little kid again. It really made me want a boxer. They are so ugly they are cute. They are just laid back dogs. They are medium sized, they love to play. They are good around kids. Boxers are the best. look at those mugs and tell me they aren't cute!