Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Hamburgers and Today's Worst Person In The World

I cannot wait for Lent to be over. I gave up hamburgers and I am dying to eat one. Especially this week. Since the dinning commons at USC are closed for Spring Break and don't have anything in the fridge I am really tempted to go out and buy a quick burger. But I can't, at least not until after Easter Sunday. To make matters worse - one of my favorite burgers (Jack N Box's Ultimate Cheeseburger is only $1.99)! Oh the humanity.

As for today's worst person. Lefkos Hajji planned an elaborate wedding proposal for his sweetheart Leanne. Lefkos blew up a ballon which inside held an engagement ring. He planned on popping the question and having Leanne pop the ballon - thereby freeing the engagement ring. Here is the problem, Lefkos had the ballon stolen away by a gust of wind which snatched it from his hand. Lefkos got in his car and tried to find the ballon for over an hour to no avail. All that being said he told his girlfriend what happened. Her response? Leanne now refuses to speak to Lefkos until he finds the ring or buys a new one.
Ungrateful, heartless, gold-digger Leanne of Hackney, London: today's WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!

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