Over the last three weeks I have been hammered over the f'ing head with news about Britain's Got Talent. First it was the really old ugly lady who has never been kissed but is an amazing singer. Then it was about someone else who may even be better than her. Now its awkward 10 year old girl with a great voice. Hey guess what? I dont fucking live in England so I cant watch the show. Stop giving me updates about a show I cannot find on my television. This is by far one of the stupidest things ever!!! I dont even know what to equate it or compare it to.
Two more things. One can we please stop stuffing food into other food. It isnt an improvement - its pretentious at best and insulting at worst. I first realized how awful the stuffing of food into other food was during Thanksgiving. I dont need stuffing in the Turkey. Its just weird. Its like watching a dead foul crap out a plastic bag and then eating the contents. My brain and my mouth just end up having a very long debate over how they feel about eating the stuffing and it ruins the meal. The idea of food stuffing being bad was solidified for me at Ortega during my time at UCSB. I sat down with something called Chicken Cordon Bleu. All i thought was that I was going to eat some delicious chicken. thats until I dug in with my fork and saw the awful truth. Inside my chicken was some godawful cheese and a piece of ham. All I remember thinking was "who the hell thought this was a good idea." I was disgusted. It was gross. And the same thing is true of cheese stuffed crust for pizza. Its insulting. No I dont want to eat my pizza backwards. No I dont want cheese in my crust. I just want my crust.
Number two, is there a bad drink that comes in a bag? Carpisun - awesome. Boxed Wine - very good. I am just saying why dont more drinks come in bags?
I like cheese in my crust. Surprised.
ReplyDeletePretty hilarious
remember when they started putting milk in bags at school?
ReplyDeletethey were like small silicon boobies
(oh and box wine is never good)