Manti and The Real Girl

I don't even know where to begin with this Manti Te'o story.

I figured i just collect some of the best jokes I've made and heard:

On December 26, 2012 Mantai Te'o informed Notre Dame officials that he and the rest of his team had been cruelly deceived by sports writers that they deserved a shot at the national championship.


Well duh he's going to say his "fake girlfriend died. " he's going pro, first round. Bitches be gathering!!!

@Beanpole_brian: If Manti becomes sponsored by Match.com after all this, I cry foul

I am 10% nervous that Lane Kiffin may somehow be involved in this.

@SethMyers: These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead. 

@CaseyNewton: NOT YER DAME RT @daveweigel: 

@juliweiner: NYPOST headline submission: LEPRECONNED

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son Manti Teo has 99 problems but a girl ain't one. - Jadeveon Clowny*

*p.s. this is the biggest smack down Jadeveon has made on a fellow football player since this:



@jerkstoremike Karl Rove is reporting that Manti Te'o's girlfriend still might be real. 

Not only did Greg McElroy win the national championship but his girlfriend is real!

@MichelleDBeadle Let all of you who haven't made up a lover be the ones to cast stones. Have you met my boyfriend, Mike? He's an astronaut.