Friday, August 28, 2009

D.J. AM...

Here are a couple of my videos of TRV$ and D.J. A.M. at this year's Weenie Roast. First video is the Welcome to the Jungle Intro. Second is a seamless transition from Rage Against the Machine to Jay-Z.


Tuesday, August 25, 2009

The Female Orgasm...

We all know the female orgasm is a myth just like Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and that alleged nice part of New Jersey.
But that hasn't stopped Kim Wallace of Emory University from tring to get to the bottom of the vagina (pun intended). Wallace is looking at physiology and trying to determine what the anatomy of a vajay-jay might tell us about the likelihood of a woman to orgasm through normal sex. Apparently it as easy as looking at you thumb. When with a clitoris-vagina distance is that of 2.5 cm or less, roughly the length between the tip of your thumb and first knuckle then a woman is more likely to have an orgasm through penetration alone.
(editors note: can someone tell me what 2.5 cm is standard measurement. I live in America for christ sakes stop giving me info in metric units!)
ere is a quick excerpt from the article:

Preliminary work has revealed that only about 7% of women always have orgasms with sex alone, he says, while 27% say they never do. The current research hold-up: developing a reliable, at-home technique for measuring C-V distance, especially one that can deal with stretchy skin.

Women with a large C-V distance should not be discouraged, Wallen says. "Personally, I don't think the inability to experience no-hands, penis-only intercourse with orgasm says anything about a happy sex life," he says. "Maybe it could allow couples to be a bit more inventive in how they have sex."

By the way, Prof. Wallace is a dude. Sounds like just another excuse a guy made it up to look at more vaginas and to blame women for not having an orgasm. Word!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Really?


Checkout this advertisement from facebook. I am sure you have seen it before but when I saw it this past week I had to take a screen grab.
I just like the tag line. 'Looking for Christian girls like her?' Yes. I want to meet girls who love Jesus and are whores. I am looking to date Mary Magdalen - not the virgin Mary. Seriously, who are the marketing geniuses who comes up with this stuff? I wish I could be in the pitch meeting:
"Steve, guys are looking for girls who share their christian faith but are quick to put out... Steve, dont be so quick to judge... how would you know you're jewish... trust me, we will find plenty of slutty christian girls"
Also, a recent L.A. Times article shows the newest form of advertising in magazines - VIDEO!!! The upcoming Entertainment Weekly will have video advertisements from Pepsi and CBS. Don't believe me? You can check it out here. I can just imagine the day when my kids are playing on their touch-screen hologram computers.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Usain Bolt and Wedding Pictures...


Hey party people.

I am writing this blog while laying on my couch elevating my foot. Many of you know that I wrecked my foot while running. Obviously I am not good at it. But you know who is - Usain Bolt! I was so tired of people talking about Michael Phelps last year. Nothing against the guys level of talent. Its just that he has the personality of a cardboard box (plus he looks like a horse). Usain in the meantime eats chicken nuggets on the track before breaking world records, is always great at coming up with memorable quotes and he smashes world records. Example: Today he broken his own WR by running a 9.58 100 meters. He broke his own record by .11 of a second (which is a huge amount). Lets put this in context. American Tyson Gay ran a 6.71, just .02 second behind the old record, and still lost by .13 of a second.
Still cant understand how fast bolt is? At top speed he was running 30 miles per hour. Dude was running 30 miles per hour on two legs!!! That is nuts.

Also, because I have a ridiculous amount of time on my hands I somehow managed to find a photography company for my wedding. I know, I know - I am not getting married but atleast when it happens I will be prepared. I loved this companies website and their photos. So when the time comes they can expect a call from me. http://honey-photo.com/
But just a side note. We spend a lot of money on wedding photos and recording weddings. But do couples actually ever go through their wedding albums? Do they ever pop in the DVD of their wedding? The only time I can think of a person watching their own wedding video is if they were about to get divorced. I know that may sound funny but doesn't that make sense? You're devastated, your vulnerable, you are wondering where things went wrong. What do you do? You watch the wedding? Seems like a lot of money to spend on something you are only going to watch when you;re marriage comes to a end. I'm just sayin'.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

You Know Whats Not Cute...My Foot!

The ankle is getting better... but its looking worse. What started as swelling on the right side of my foot (it looked like a tennis ball was growing in my ankle) turned into a completely swollen ankle on Tuesday. Well what happens Wednesday night when i go to ice everything down. My entire foot looks like it ate another foot. Usually if I look at my foot i can see the outline of bones, veins, and what i can only assume are ligaments. I cant see any of that now on my left foot. It is just swollen like a mofo. The good news is the pain is slowly going away. I will spare you the picture of my foot - thats unless you want to see it. Just let me know.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Bugs, Street Names and Coffee Mugs...

Well, I knew I would eventually run into something about the apartment that would be a negative. Bugs love coming into my apartment. Not big bugs, just small little critters that can get through the screens on the windows and sliding glass doors. Its not too bad though. There are only a few of them and they are easy to get rid of. However, ants are a different story. I think ants were already here when I moved in because any crumb of food attracted them. So I have gone on the offensive in trying to take these suckers out. I just guess I am going to be extra careful to be a neat freak in the kitchen. Which is a good thing.

I love one thing about La Jolla, the street signs are HUGE. No more squinting or waiting to the last second to see the name of the street coming up. The signs are big and so are the fonts. HOWEVER, every other freaking street here is "La Jolla something". Dont believe me:

La Jolla Village Drive
Villa La Jolla Drive
La Jolla Scenic Drive
La Jolla Shore Drive
La Jolla Parkway

OK. ENOUGH! I GET IT! I live in La Jolla. And these arent streets that turn into one another, these are separate and unique roads. It is going to be a pain in the ass trying to give directions while not confusing people. "right onto La Jolla Village Drive, then a right on Villa La Jolla Drive but if you hit La Jolla Shore Drive you have gone to far." Hey La Jolla you are defeating the purpose of big clear street signs if all your streets are practically named the same thing!!!

Coffee mugs. I like them. Problem is I dont like coffee. I like the look and the feel of a coffee mug. I would like to use my USC, UCSB or Wake Forrest coffe mug (btw, why hasn't UCSD
given me a free coffee mug yet?). But I dont drink coffee. I want to use a coffee mug. it looks so adult/professional. Put a coffee mug in the hand of a baby and you know that is a baby with places to go and things to do! Coffee mugs say, "I mean business". Any ideas what kind of tasty beverage I can put in there instead of coffee???